Damon Signs Long Term Contract

Damon Signs Long Term Contract...for his hair. It turns out those merry makeover men, A.K.A. as the Fab Five, from "Queer Eye" wanted to cut Johnny Damon's hair during the taping of a new episode at Red Sox spring training. He said no way and argued that he is under contract with his books' publisher to keep the long locks through the promotional period of his new book Idiot. Can you blame him? The Boston Blogger presents photographical evidence bellow.

Exhibit A:
Damon with short hair and an ugly dude.

Exhibit B:
Damon with long hair and hot wife.


Case Closed