Sometimes Writing About the Red Sox is Boring

So today I will write about the White Sox. More accurately why I find Ozzie Guillen as a humorous choice for a major league manager. Humorous you ask? Tell me Guillen's latest antics are not entertaining. What Ozzie yelled to an old friend in front of throngs of New York Media recently...

Hey, everybody. This guy's a homosexual! This guy's a child molester!"

I live for this!

Final	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	R	H	E
Boston	0	1	1	0	0	0	2	0	1	5	13	1
Detroit <	5	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	6	14	0