Things that never happened

Matt never gave up earned 5 runs Sunday.
Matt didn't raise his ERA from 4.53 to 4.74.
Adam Stern never made an amazing diving catch to record the second out of the first inning.
Jermaine Dye didn't hit his 23 homer Sunday.
Carl Everett never went 2-2, nor did he get his 68 RBI.
Damon never had a day off.
Stern, Cora, Graffanino, and Petagine never all started the same game.
Pedro never pitched a no hitter.