Hunt For A Brown October

REUTERS/Shaun Best

The Sox battery will face Kevin Douche Bag Brown for the ponderous game seven tonight. What Can Brown Do For You? Trot Nixon and mates hope that his performance won't improve much from his game three start.

N.Y. Yankees	IP	H	R	ER	BB	SO	HR	ERA
Brown	2.0	5	4	3	2	1	1	13.50

Trot Nixon of the Boston Red Sox (L) watches the flight of his second inning two-run home run off New York Yankees pitcher Kevin Brown (C), as Yankees catcher Jorge Posada and umpire John Hirschbeck look on, during the second inning in Game 3 of the American League Championship Series in Boston, October 16, 2004.