RED SOX FANS LEAVE THE BAY NOT FEELING SO GAY

University of Connecticut catcher Mike Leonard, {pictured left}who recently signed with the Red Sox, was accompanied by first base coach Rowen "Steal the base but not my heart" Sandel to Saturdays game. Leonard showed off his big league savvy by refusing to comment to the press about his feelings regarding the Sox performance over the weekend, Sandel was quoted as saying that

I felt violated

as he left SBC park with his pants around his ankles. Leonard will soon travel to City of Palms Park in Fort Myers, Fla to join the rest of his team mates. He leaves behind his very happy San Francisco friends and a stellar four-year Husky career in May with a .316 career batting average with 15 home runs and 118 RBI in 177 contests for UConn.