Yankees Sign Another Highest Paid Player

Apparently the slow start was all George Steinbrenner could handle and he is set out to solve this problem the same way he solves all of his problems, with his checkbook. Having the highest paid player in baseball was not enough. According to sources the New York Yankees have one uped themselves signing a player to a record 30 million dollars this year. Not much is known about the Yankees latest signing, only his name is officaly listed on their books as Mr. Tax, Luxury. It is not known what position Mr Tax will play, but it is speculated that he is a top New Zealand criket bowler.

	Luxury Tax #00 | Starting Pitcher | New York Yankees
	Height: ? Weight: ? Bats: ?Throws: ? Salary: $30,637,531 College: NA Draft: NA	W-L ERA K Walks WHIP 0-0 0.00 0 0 0.00

The list gets longer...

PLAYER	SALARY (US$)
1. Alex Rodriguez	25,705,118
2. Derek Jeter	19,600,000
3. Mike Mussina	19,000,000
4. Kevin Brown	15,714,286
5. Randy Johnson	15,419,815
6. Jason Giambi	13,428,571
7. Bernie Williams	12,357,143
8. Gary Sheffield	11,496,689
9. Jorge Posada	11,000,000
10. Mariano Rivera	10,500,000