What do these things have in common?

Nomar Garciaparra
The masses are asses. That is what I always say; with out Nomar having one at bat this year Nomar some how he leads the All Star balloting.

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Player Name Team Total Votes
1. Garciaparra, N. Red Sox 412,742
2. Jeter, D. Yankees 396,268
3. Tejada, M. Orioles 299,517
4. Young, M. Rangers 292,763
5. Eckstein, D. Angels 95,450

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