Dirty Diapers

"A manager is not something you can go and change like you change your underwear. It can happen at some point but the possibility of it having especially in the middle of the season is a small percent, so that’s not our case."-David Ortiz on the media storm surrounding Bobby Valentine and the Red Sox.

Yalies

I've never claimed to be the smartest guy in any room, but this might be the first time that people don't give me credit for it."--Ryan Lavarnway on having a fellow Yale graduate, Craig Breslow, as a teammate.