Kapler in Fort Myers
Kapler has returned to America and will soon return to the Red Sox once contractual matters are taken care of. Right now he is in Ft Myers laying out in this fancy swimwear. Or more likely he is working out at the Red Sox spring training facility until his debut is ready to be announced. He is obviously gay since he thought it was a good idea to wear a tiger print banana hammock like that one, but his teammates didn't seem to mind and they all loved him (in a non-gay fashion). Kapler sucked balls in Japan, hitting below the Mendoza line, but that wont matter much since he will only be taking over Jay Payton's warm bench spot.
Welcome back Gabe, now put some pants on.