Bobby Valentines 12 Step Program
Bobby Valentine's 12 Step Program to Getting Fired
- Increase the length of spring training workouts.
- Dance like an idiot.
- Ban beer in the clubhouse.
- Get publicly flogged by the media.
- Insist all players will ride buses to and from away spring training games.
- Go back on your own bus rule with Beckett limo.
- Call out Youkilis's effort.
- Get thrown under the bus by Pedroia.
- Create wrong lineup based on cell phone research.
- Threaten radio host that he would punch him in the mouth.
- Have your players call for a meeting/blast you with the ownership group.
- Win 69 games.