Julian Tavarez: Why Can't We Get Players Like These

Why did I sign with the Nationals? When you go to a club at 4 in the morning, and you're just waiting, waiting, a 600-pounder looks like J-Lo. And to me this is Jennifer Lopez right here. It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. So, Nationals: Jennifer Lopez to me."

--Julian Tavarez on why he reversed his decision to not sign with the Nationals.
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